Rather than divorced, just say you’ve previously been enjoyed.

Say you get held up and they go, “Give me your money or I’ll blow off your head” and you give them your money and they blow off your head. You’d feel ripped off!

Would I speak English if I were a duck?

Swimming can be compared to sex. They are both short and if you are bad at it than you can work on it.

It’s not the job of an engineer to know about sex.

If I was to say that Stephen Harper was gay I’d need proof. I mean he has kids! He likes hockey! He listens to rock and roll! I mean, I don’t know if he’s gay. It doesn’t matter. So let’s just assume he’s not..

Someone can go “the number of stars is even, I read it in a book”. You can go “no one can know that so piss off”.

A lot of people think their doctor is God and ask him questions like, “should I have sex with my partner?”. And the doctor is like “huh? How should I know?…Do you like him?

They used to all wear white but now they wear pink with little bunnies and are called nurses.

You don’t have enough room to write in beautiful english. Not that you are competent enough to do it anyways.